Fubyarhub is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely thin, quiet
sheep.
Fubyarhub created a quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fubyarhub, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Fubyarhub, she will make you grow a tail.
Fubyarhub's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Fubyarhub's Holy Commandments1. Do not chop down trees.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never think about solid mechanics near manatees while wearing fawn hats and balancing six nickel spheres on your face.
4. Never paint your neck blue.
5. Fast once a month.