Vigrutflag is a god.
It takes the form of an enormous, passionate
rhinoceros.
Vigrutflag created oxygen seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Vigrutflag, it will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Vigrutflag, it will destroy your favourite star.
Vigrutflag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.
Vigrutflag's Holy Commandments1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.
2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.
3. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the east.
4. Put Vigrutflag first in all things.
5. Always stare at clouds.