Vigrutflag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, passionate rhinoceros.

Vigrutflag created oxygen seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Vigrutflag, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Vigrutflag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Vigrutflag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Vigrutflag's Holy Commandments

1. Nematodes are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the east.

4. Put Vigrutflag first in all things.

5. Always stare at clouds.