Manvolsaf is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, wise dryad.

Manvolsaf created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Manvolsaf, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Manvolsaf, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Manvolsaf's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Manvolsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

2. Otters are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Run away from cyan moths, for they are unholy.

4. Run away if seven doves approach from the west.

5. You must never eat figs.
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