Cabdapteen is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, impressive badger.

Cabdapteen created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cabdapteen, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Cabdapteen, it will turn you into a tree.

Cabdapteen's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Cabdapteen's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick cats.

3. Never think about dark matter.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. You must pray to Cabdapteen five times a day.