Yakcitbam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, awesome dingo.

Yakcitbam created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yakcitbam, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Yakcitbam, it will turn you into a mouse.

Yakcitbam's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Yakcitbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Never look in ponds.