Pidjonbed is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless guinea pig.

Pidjonbed created a strange quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidjonbed, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pidjonbed, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Pidjonbed's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Pidjonbed's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not take Pidjonbed's name in vain.

3. Never talk about black holes.

4. Always look after injured cats.

5. Never eat nuts.