Bingamjad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tranquil squirrel.

Bingamjad created the planet Mars eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bingamjad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bingamjad, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bingamjad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bingamjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit in holy places.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never wear mauve skirts.

4. Put Bingamjad first in all things.

5. Never eat gooseberries.