Tifquartlam Narwabcen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, omniscient dragonfly.

Tifquartlam Narwabcen created the Sombrero Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tifquartlam Narwabcen, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tifquartlam Narwabcen, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Tifquartlam Narwabcen's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Tifquartlam Narwabcen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate geese.