Femsakveensadsomyokgutont is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, passionate goose.

Femsakveensadsomyokgutont created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Femsakveensadsomyokgutont, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Femsakveensadsomyokgutont, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Femsakveensadsomyokgutont's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Femsakveensadsomyokgutont's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Monkeys are not to be trusted.

5. You must love Femsakveensadsomyokgutont.