Jenlidgod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, resourceful raven.

Jenlidgod created a photon four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jenlidgod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jenlidgod, she will turn you into a frog.

Jenlidgod's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Jenlidgod's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Worship no other gods but Jenlidgod.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Jenlidgod must be the most important thing in your life.