Gamsugnar is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, uncaring centaur.

Gamsugnar created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gamsugnar, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gamsugnar, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gamsugnar's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Gamsugnar's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look after injured grasshopers.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never hurt monkeys.
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