Gednibcud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unthinking crocodile.

Gednibcud created a Higgs boson nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gednibcud, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gednibcud, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Gednibcud's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Gednibcud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never mention dolphins.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.