Tinhadvol is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, merciful hamster.

Tinhadvol created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinhadvol, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Tinhadvol, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Tinhadvol's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tinhadvol's Holy Commandments

1. Put Tinhadvol first in all things.

2. Run away if four shrews approach from the north.

3. Always wear violet.

4. Do not take Tinhadvol's name in vain.

5. Fast once a month.