Badnurlkap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unthoughtful bear.

Badnurlkap created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Badnurlkap, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Badnurlkap, it will refuse to believe in you.

Badnurlkap's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Badnurlkap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Run away from green eagles, for they are unholy.

5. Do not hurt whales.