Nurllarnkoplarpkadrag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring scorpion.

Nurllarnkoplarpkadrag created a top quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nurllarnkoplarpkadrag, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nurllarnkoplarpkadrag, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Nurllarnkoplarpkadrag's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Nurllarnkoplarpkadrag's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nurllarnkoplarpkadrag first in all things.

2. Nurllarnkoplarpkadrag loves manatees, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat green fruit.