Dissitkim is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, prudent deer.

Dissitkim created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dissitkim, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dissitkim, she will not care.

Dissitkim's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Dissitkim's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises in need.

2. Never feed aubergines to mites while wearing cyan trousers.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never eat green fruit.