Flighomquill Wippanbap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, selfish giraffe.

Flighomquill Wippanbap created life seven million years ago.

If you believe in Flighomquill Wippanbap, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Flighomquill Wippanbap, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Flighomquill Wippanbap's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Flighomquill Wippanbap's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Do not listen to music.