Bungeb is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, calm wren.

Bungeb created dark matter two million years ago.

If you believe in Bungeb, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bungeb, she will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Bungeb's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Bungeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear indigo shorts.

4. Never feed melons to gulls while wearing boots.

5. Do not dye your hair white.