Godrularnlatkanmabcadsid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, contented lizard.

Godrularnlatkanmabcadsid created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Godrularnlatkanmabcadsid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Godrularnlatkanmabcadsid, it will turn you into a duck.

Godrularnlatkanmabcadsid's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Godrularnlatkanmabcadsid's Holy Commandments

1. Always help capybaras in need.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Always help doves.

4. Never talk about stars.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Godrularnlatkanmabcadsid.