Ceblabsig is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, astonishing goblin.

Ceblabsig created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Ceblabsig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ceblabsig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Ceblabsig's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Ceblabsig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Ceblabsig.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Ceblabsig loves eagles, so they must be honoured.