Zedhimpid is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, ruthless cow.

Zedhimpid created an up quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedhimpid, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zedhimpid, she will boil you in a big pot.

Zedhimpid's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Zedhimpid's Holy Commandments

1. Zedhimpid must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never write about nucleic acids.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.