Yattgodhudfag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unfair lion.

Yattgodhudfag created vertebrates eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattgodhudfag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yattgodhudfag, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Yattgodhudfag's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Yattgodhudfag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate manatees.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never think about asteroids.