Safvoglik is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, merciless
gnu.
Safvoglik created the Sunflower Galaxy eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Safvoglik, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Safvoglik, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.
Safvoglik's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Safvoglik's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
2. Always help bats.
3. Do not hurt geese.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never laugh in the presence of tapirs.