Rippopzod Banteenhab Gigpigstan is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, kind squirrel.

Rippopzod Banteenhab Gigpigstan created snails two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rippopzod Banteenhab Gigpigstan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rippopzod Banteenhab Gigpigstan, it will turn you into a dog.

Rippopzod Banteenhab Gigpigstan's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Rippopzod Banteenhab Gigpigstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Always obey Rippopzod Banteenhab Gigpigstan's priests.

3. Run away if four snails approach from the west.

4. Rippopzod Banteenhab Gigpigstan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never feed aubergines to gulls while wearing black shoes.