Legmotbum is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, caring jaguar.

Legmotbum created the Black Eye Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Legmotbum, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Legmotbum, she will turn you into a hamster.

Legmotbum's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Legmotbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick monkeys.

2. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Legmotbum.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legmotbum.