Mutgetfen is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, weak naga.

Mutgetfen created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Mutgetfen, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mutgetfen, it will boil you in a big pot.

Mutgetfen's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Mutgetfen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Mutgetfen in the centre of the settlement.

2. You must pray to Mutgetfen eight times a day.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Do not kill nematodes.