Mipwabwit is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, duplicitous rat.

Mipwabwit created water eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipwabwit, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Mipwabwit, she will send you a sign.

Mipwabwit's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Mipwabwit's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight tin sculptures of Mipwabwit on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Do not drink water in gray rooms.