Gemmitquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, resourceful weasel.

Gemmitquaf created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gemmitquaf, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gemmitquaf, she will think nothing of it.

Gemmitquaf's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gemmitquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Gemmitquaf on top of all buildings.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never wear cyan ear rings.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Seals are not to be trusted.