Cumcabyad is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, fast deer.

Cumcabyad created the planet Venus nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Cumcabyad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cumcabyad, she will destroy your home planet.

Cumcabyad's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Cumcabyad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about black holes.

2. Never wear red shirts.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

5. Fast once a month.