Padnegsog is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, uncaring hummingbird.

Padnegsog created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Padnegsog, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Padnegsog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Padnegsog's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Padnegsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat onions.

2. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Padnegsog.

5. Never wear coats.