Duttapwot is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring giraffe.

Duttapwot created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Duttapwot, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Duttapwot, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Duttapwot's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Duttapwot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt frogs.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not take Duttapwot's name in vain.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate tortoises.

5. Never look in ponds.