Bettapomin Lagfabtailyarl is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fussy octopus.

Bettapomin Lagfabtailyarl created the solar system three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bettapomin Lagfabtailyarl, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bettapomin Lagfabtailyarl, it will turn you into a mouse.

Bettapomin Lagfabtailyarl's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bettapomin Lagfabtailyarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bettapomin Lagfabtailyarl's priests.

2. Retreat if six rats approach from the south.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Bettapomin Lagfabtailyarl on top of all buildings.