Stipmapmit is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, intelligent armadillo.

Stipmapmit created Africa two years ago.

If you believe in Stipmapmit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Stipmapmit, it will turn you into a frog.

Stipmapmit's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Stipmapmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about pineapples.

2. Never write about fluid mechanics.

3. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Feed all hungry mice.

5. Do not cook food in pots.