Afwigpibfly is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, generous jaguar.

Afwigpibfly created vertebrates seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Afwigpibfly, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Afwigpibfly, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Afwigpibfly's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Afwigpibfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of grasshopers.

2. Put Afwigpibfly first in all things.

3. Always help ants in need.

4. Never leap in holy places.

5. Do not hurt manatees.