Fotripquart is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, able crow.

Fotripquart created oxygen two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotripquart, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fotripquart, she will be very unhappy.

Fotripquart's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fotripquart's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from black otters for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to nematodes while wearing turquoise trousers.

5. Never go into red rooms.