Lincedxuck Jigteenbod is a god.

It takes the form of a small, boastful human.

Lincedxuck Jigteenbod created a photon six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lincedxuck Jigteenbod, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Lincedxuck Jigteenbod, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Lincedxuck Jigteenbod's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Lincedxuck Jigteenbod's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never eat pineapples.

3. Never sprint near monkeys.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick hamsters.