Vedbellnillrul is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, flying hyena.

Vedbellnillrul created the planet Saturn eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedbellnillrul, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vedbellnillrul, she will try to impress you with trees.

Vedbellnillrul's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vedbellnillrul's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo hamsters for they are unholy.

2. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Never laugh in the presence of foxes.

4. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Never think about nebulae.