Somrillam is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, stupid porpoise.

Somrillam created the Large Magellanic Cloud two billion years ago.

If you believe in Somrillam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Somrillam, she will manifest in front of you.

Somrillam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Somrillam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not commit murder.