Bodlipbitsid is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, merciful lizard.

Bodlipbitsid created Europe nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bodlipbitsid, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Bodlipbitsid, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bodlipbitsid's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Bodlipbitsid's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from violet frogs, for they are unholy.

2. Run away if six foxes approach from the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.