Tanbossgil is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, slow raven.

Tanbossgil created an electron three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tanbossgil, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tanbossgil, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tanbossgil's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Tanbossgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured tapirs.

2. Never think about optics near seals while wearing green ear rings and balancing six iron spheres on your arms.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never eat carrots.

5. Never write about nebulae.