Xucknartnat is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, stupid wolf.

Xucknartnat created an up quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xucknartnat, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xucknartnat, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Xucknartnat's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Xucknartnat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about strawberries.

2. You must love Xucknartnat.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never hurt snails.

5. Respect your elders.