Witligvonk is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, kind crab.

Witligvonk created dark energy three million years ago.

If you believe in Witligvonk, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Witligvonk, she will think nothing of it.

Witligvonk's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Witligvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed nuts to great tits while wearing shirts.

2. Never write about dark energy.

3. Always obey Witligvonk's priests.

4. Always help sick geese.

5. Never go into yellow rooms.