Gupfudcar is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, generous fly.

Gupfudcar created energy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupfudcar, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gupfudcar, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Gupfudcar's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Gupfudcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Never think ill of sick birds.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.