Shavmetcebfabxucksatgunrot is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless otter.

Shavmetcebfabxucksatgunrot created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Shavmetcebfabxucksatgunrot, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Shavmetcebfabxucksatgunrot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Shavmetcebfabxucksatgunrot's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Shavmetcebfabxucksatgunrot's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your feet white.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never feed lots of beans to shrews while wearing mauve kilts.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not covet oxen.