Giglargtom is a god.

He takes the form of a small, weak aardvark.

Giglargtom created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Giglargtom, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Giglargtom, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Giglargtom's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Giglargtom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Retreat if five moths approach from the west.

4. Run away from red ants, for they are unholy.

5. Always help sick snails.