Cadkam is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, pitiless donkey.

Cadkam created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadkam, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cadkam, she will throw large rocks at you.

Cadkam's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Cadkam's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never wear green coats.

3. Never feed gooseberries to aardvarks while wearing shorts.

4. Never write about quantum gravity.

5. Do not listen to music.