Babtailmid is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring fairy.

Babtailmid created the cosmos three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babtailmid, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Babtailmid, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Babtailmid's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Babtailmid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four silver sculptures of Babtailmid on top of important buildings.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Do not keep three frogs in a large pit.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.