Shavmadsad is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, selfish shrew.

Shavmadsad created oxygen twelve years ago.

If you believe in Shavmadsad, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Shavmadsad, he will turn you into a rock.

Shavmadsad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Shavmadsad's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into orange rooms.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Shavmadsad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never eat bark.

5. You must pray to Shavmadsad five times a day.