Flamtalbun is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful dove.

Flamtalbun created the Sunflower Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamtalbun, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flamtalbun, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Flamtalbun's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Flamtalbun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hop in public.

2. Run away from cyan foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never think about quantum gravity.

5. Always help sick shrews.