Bitcimnarl is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, ill-tempered bee.

Bitcimnarl created gold twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bitcimnarl, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bitcimnarl, it will make you grow a tail.

Bitcimnarl's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bitcimnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Bitcimnarl in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear turquoise clothing.